Protag 

A ghetto-ass slang term for Protagonist

The Protag never dies

Protag by pigga October 10, 2004

Protag 

Someone who likes anime and dyes their hair unnatural colors such as blue, purple or any other absurd colors and end up looking like an anime protagonist. It's "who's the protag" in real life.

*sees someone with absurdly colored dyed hair walk by*
"What a fucking protag

Protag by IntelligentNPC May 26, 2017

Propagandems

The army of democrat party pols, supporters and blatantly unobjective, sloppy media drones phonily posing as journalists that push as many disastrous policies, hypocritical actions, reasons it's good for the government to tell people how to live their lives or spend their $$, or informational bs as possible to anyone that will listen with the hope it'll: legitimately convince the public they see as stupid of the nobility of the democrat positions; divert attention away from the idiocy of the party's actions or policies; garner enough support from people they could care less about but who serve the sole purpose of providing votes to keep democrat power; oppose or weaken their political adversaries; or help support their political narrative. Bottomline: the intent is to try to convince people that up is down, down is up, 5 year olds should choose their gender, there's no crisis at the border and all the things Dr. Venkman describes coming true...human sacrifice, dogs and cats sleeping together- mass hysteria!

Concerned citizen: I heard yesterday that insert (POTUS/VPOTUS/FormerPOTUS/FailedPOTUScandidate/Speaker/Rep/Sen/failed state or local candidate/mediahack/celebrity) said it's SICK that certain people are able to breathe good air whereas others are not able and therefore they support (or will be putting forth) a smirk bipartisan-but-not-really proposal to enhance equity and redistribute the air so everyone can experience limited oxygen supply and subsequent brain damage.

Able-to-see-throught-the-Bs citizen: Ah, don't worry about that garbage...that's just propagandems at work again. Just click "unsubscribe", block the website, uninstall the SM app or drop that streaming channel and get back to enjoying your stupidity-free day.

Propagandems by GR-44 March 26, 2021

Propaganda 

Biased information used to control emotions and behavior. It can take the form of, but is not limited to: Written words, public speaking, testimonials, scripted broadcasts both live-action and animated, pictures, and music.

Cult leaders use propaganda to control their followers.

Propaganda by Nekaterasemandoogehtlla June 15, 2021

prostaglandin 

Prostaglandin is a substance in the human sperm, secreted by the prostate gland, used as treatment of congenital heart diseases, prevention and treatment of gastric and intestinal ulcers, menstrual cramps, facilitating the release of the endometrium and mainly through their oxicitoxina, such as treatment to induce and facilitate the delivery of women.

"By their property to induce and facilitate childbirth, increasing vaginal dilation, is that many obstetricians recommend to their patients to increase their sex late in pregnancy, specially in the days before the parturition to increase the absorption of prostaglandin of the sperm from the vagina".

prostaglandin by Willhelmina Plowes October 8, 2015

Russian Propaganda Zombies 

Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.

Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.

It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.

Russian Propaganda Zombies by O. W. Tongueincheek December 27, 2022

Protagonist Complex

Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.

"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."

"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."

Protagonist Complex by Shurdlegurdle September 14, 2019