Protaxtinating

Waiting until the last possible second to do your taxes.

Procrastinating + taxes = Protaxtinating

Kid, "Mom, I need to file the FAFSA by the 1st."
Mom, "Okay, okay, I'll stop protaxtinating and do it tomorrow."
Kid, "Moooom...."
Mom, "Fine, today. I'll do it today."

Protaxtinating by SejwickRogue February 27, 2009

Probastinating 

The act of masturbating and procrastinating at the same time

Hey man have you done your assignment?

Nah, I ended up probastinating 3 times instead

Probastinating by probastinator October 20, 2010

Promastinating 

The act of putting off work and scheduled activity by wanking yourself into a frenzy.

I had a statistical analysis to do for the morning, but spent the night promastinating instead.

Promastinating by Dunluce September 7, 2009

protaskinating 

Completing many low level, unimportant or "busywork" tasks while avoiding or procrastinating on an important task.

I've been protaskinating on my taxes all week, but my apartment has never been cleaner!

protaskinating by TerryDinTO December 20, 2010

Progastinating 

the act of preventing your gas from passing.

"man dont do progastinating"
"what does that mean?"
"you are procrastinating your farting. dont keep it in"

Progastinating by unmotivational lizard August 16, 2021

protaxtination 

Putting off your taxes until April 15th or later!

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protaxtination by DJ Mixfit April 15, 2009

protaxtination 

avoiding doing your tax paperwork

Bill: What are you doing?

Bob: Watching Family Guy.

Bill: Stop protaxtinating! ima call the tax office and get yo ass fined.

Freddy: ... yeah thats like, protaxtination, man.

protaxtination by Bobby Bob Bob Fossil March 30, 2010