Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.

"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."

Procrastihate by Female Gumby December 19, 2016

Procrastinatrix 

Where the lines of reality and procrastination are blurred - A reality of which you no longer recognise what is productive and what is procrastination.

I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.

Procrastinatrix by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

Procrastination 

You, you are the definition of procrastination. All you do is play video games and sit on a shoddy couch eating chips that slowly clod your arteries. You do so little to try and better yourself, and in turn you live a sad depressing life. You get no wife, no friends, no money and no fulfillment, you sad excuse of a human being

you have procrastinated so long in your life that you don't even know what it means to improve, procrastination is ruining your life.

Procrastination by Nikeyin333 March 26, 2022

forced procrastination 

When one must put off long-range assignments in order to do the homework that is due the next day in order to get any sleep at all.

The reason my research paper is a load of crap is because of forced procrastination: I had so much busywork I couldn't even breathe.

forced procrastination by W.T.Q. January 31, 2010

Siren of Procrastination 

A fair maiden who draws you away from what you should be doing

i was late due to the siren of procrastination

Siren of Procrastination by JhoJho November 4, 2019

procrastiative

Being creative while procrastinating, or procrastinating in a creative fashion.

"So my mum locked me in an empty room with my pencil case and my maths homework, so instead of doing my work I made a mural out of my own shoes, a rubber band, a glue stick and the curtains. Talk about being procrastiative, huh?"

procrastiative by LucyAdair July 2, 2008

Procrastagnated 

the mix between becoming such a procrastinator that you start to become stagnate in inactivity

I procrastagnated so long that I can't motivate myself to even shower off the stench of self-loathing.

Procrastagnated by JRobo November 18, 2009