plonkers

Nursery word for poos, after the 'plonk' they make when they hit the water.

Oh look, you forgot to flush the toilet and it's full of plonkers!

by David from Kingsbury January 20, 2006

Ploof

A girl who has made out with more than 30 male and/or female people.

That girl is such a ploof. Ploofing Whore. Ploofed herself.

by Haterz March 31, 2007

ploof

plu-ff: A term usually used between "action stars" (*example*).

Often used by anime fangirls to describe the action of whacking someone with a plusshy pillow.

ZetaGundam: Say...i never noticed how short your legs are...
BambooPanda: ...
BambooPanda: *Ploofs Zeta*

by Zeta Gundam March 11, 2005

plonc

wine, which is not cheep. ie. any wine that comes in a bottle and is not goon

Thats was a tasty bottle of plonc.

by mike October 27, 2001

ploob

An obese person's arm. Can be used affectionately or derisively.

That 500-lb. lady hat the most spherical ploobs I've seen on any overweight person. All that fat up there is going to kill that lady's spine for sure!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

Plonsky

A Plonsky is a cute baby's face the millisecond before it starts to cry!

He is about to plonsky!

by Schnatti May 17, 2011

Plonk

Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of time; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.

I feel so lazy, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my laundry.

by Jack_Mier May 15, 2014