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Plonker
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1. A
person
who "plonks" all the
time
2. A very
lazy
person
3. A procrastinator
My boyfriend
is such a plonker; he stays in
bed
all day
on weekends.
Plonker
by
Jack_Mier
May 19, 2014
Plonk
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Staying in
bed
for an extended or exaggerated amount of
time
; sleeping, watching movies, or cuddling with a
partner
, or a group.
I feel so
lazy
, I plonked for
5
hours before deciding to do my
laundry
.
Plonk
by
Jack_Mier
May 15, 2014