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Plonker
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1.
A person
who "plonks"
all the time
2. A very lazy person
3. A
procrastinator
My
boyfriend
is such a plonker; he stays in bed
all day
on
weekends
.
Plonker
by
Jack_Mier
May 19, 2014
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Plonk
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Staying in bed for an
extended
or
exaggerated
amount of time; sleeping,
watching movies
, or cuddling with a partner, or a group.
I feel so lazy, I
plonked
for 5
hours
before deciding to do my
laundry
.
Plonk
by
Jack_Mier
May 15, 2014
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