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Plonker
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1. A person who "plonks" all the
time
2. A very
lazy
person
3. A
procrastinator
My boyfriend is such a plonker; he
stays
in bed
all
day
on weekends.
Plonker
by
Jack_Mier
May 19, 2014
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Plonk
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Staying in bed for an extended or exaggerated amount of
time
;
sleeping
, watching movies, or
cuddling
with a partner, or a group.
I
feel
so
lazy
, I plonked for 5 hours before deciding to do my
laundry
.
Plonk
by
Jack_Mier
May 15, 2014
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