bum pinch 

A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.

A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.

bum pinch by Chad Apollo August 2, 2019

god's pinch 

The pinch of tobacco that is missing from a can of moist tobacco. Copenhagen is usually the only brand that does this. Don't worry, you still get the same amount of tobacco, it is just more condensed and contains less stems than other brands such as Grizzly or Skoal.

Jake: Man they should did take a God's Pinch outta this one!
Luke: That's why you should dip Grizzly. I always get a full can.

Jake: Nah, Copenhagen is life.

Luke: LOL whatever you say.

god's pinch by Cope_Junky98 November 15, 2016

a pinch of shit

something totally useless or worthless. Australian slang.

How's that new Holden mate? Mate it ain't worth a pinch of shit

a pinch of shit by kam75xx April 15, 2014

a pinch of coon shit 

something or someone of very little or no value

"What the hells wrong with that Ralph!! Geez...you know, I don't think that fool's worth a pinch of coon shit!"

a pinch of coon shit by Part Walker April 14, 2008

A Clean Pinch 

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

A Clean Pinch by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Russian Pinch 

A substitute for a roach when rolling a joint.
In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.

1. Take a pre-rolled joint missing its roach.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.

Russian Pinch by The Russian Roller April 20, 2009

Crimson Pinch

Pinching off a turd laced with blood remnants from severe hemorrhoids.

Carla wasn't worried about the blood in her stool since she had some raging hemorrhoids and expected a crimson pinch.

Crimson Pinch by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016