perhapponism

A perhapponism is a fear of something that may happen in the future, but which is magnified out of all proportion so that it dominates all your thinking.

I keep on having a perhapponism that if I do go on a walking safari in Africa it will be my last. I know it's irrational to think this because the safari guides have all got rifles and there aren't any really dangerous animals where we would be going anyway.

by mimbijones May 2, 2018

perch mouth

Someone with a mouth shaped like a perch fish. Typically used as an insult.

That perch mouth bastard over there.

by Txmem November 12, 2017

Pero

The champion of tennis in Bangladesh

Pero had no chances against Federer

by Masala1000 November 26, 2017

Pero Marinović

The ultimate God of a place in Kotor, Montenegro called Grbalj.

Hey look, Pero Marinović is driving his new Golf 2 he just got.

by LemonBoiiii June 16, 2018

péro

Péro is an czech word for cock, or it can mean a long feather in some cases, but when you shout : ON MÁ VELKÉ PÉRO. in a middle of Prague it will cause you some attention...

On má ale dlouhý péro ( He has a long dick)
Ten pták má dlouhý péra (that bird has a long feathers)
Péra = multiple feathers

by Saryng June 20, 2018

Perching

The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.

“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”

“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”

by sllubstick August 24, 2018

Perched

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

by Perched November 19, 2018