Nuclear Fallout 

After headbutting a female in the ovaries during her period, one may encounter a toxic discharge from the vaganial opening resulting in loss of sight, smell, feeling, taste, hearing, and as some scientists argue the sense of balance will go out the window.

Chuck Norris is the only man to survive the nuclear fallout.

Nuclear Fallout by Ansel, Chris December 18, 2008

nuclear egg 

A Humble Egg That You Come Across. When Your Partner/Parent Is Creating Lunch.(Egg Sandwich).
And You Proceed To Panic And Lose Conciosness
As The Nuclear Wiff Of That Smelly Bastard Passes Through Your Body.

Everyone ! Evacuate ! Nuclear Egg Alert !

nuclear egg by Tedder Jnr October 19, 2008

nuclear family 

A family of any size which has most of its sustenance prepared in microwave form, also known as nuked

The Nuclear Family can enjoy their meals in just minutes instead of hours.

nuclear family by HonkeyBread July 30, 2015

nuclear weapon 

This is a weapon of mass discrution , capeable of kill millions of people its is also George W bush favorite weapon and can of often be seein odering some one to fire it into some unexpection middle easten country and then blaming it on suddam hussain or osamer bin lardin

nuclear weapon by alex September 10, 2003

Nuclear Bullying

Getting the Nuclear Industries way at any cost!

The NRC insiders were found guilty of Nuclear Bullying because they placed the Nuclear Industry ahead of National Safety.

Nuclear Bullying by CaptD October 30, 2012

Nuclear War Head

Giving such intense head that the penis is rendered useless.

Conor was at bingo night with his grandma when she gave him Nuclear War Head under the bingo table until his penis was essentially a split banana.

Nuclear War Head by Nuclear War Head October 31, 2014

Nuclear Reactor 

Being hit with a taser then being given a wedgie.

doubleviking.com has a video of one. search girl with big mouth nuclear reactor.

Nuclear Reactor by Tristan Vongkultrup January 17, 2008