Murray

someone (mostly a boomer) that doesn’t get dark humor

JOKER:
Knock Knock

MURRAY:
Who's there?

JOKER:
It's the police, ma'am. Your son
has been hit by a drunk driver.
He's dead.

MURRAY:
that’s not funny.

by fcksociety4206942069 July 20, 2020

Murray

The goat of all goats. the god of all gods. he is a majestic person who is adored by everyone. he is very smart and never lets anyone down. he talks way to much but is an overall amazing person.

"i wish i was friends with murray"
"i know right!"

by the urban adder September 21, 2020

Murray

Hot as hell, gets literally every girl in a school and doesn’t even have to try . When they’re older they will likely be the president/ ruler of wherever they live .

God danm Murray is amazing in every way

by anonymous November 3, 2020

murray

When a guy puts his knob up someone's butt crack...

Go murray a whore....

by UFFEREDUZZI September 21, 2017

lela murray

the best person ever

i need the best person
find lela murray

by everynameiwantistaken April 19, 2018

connor murray

He is a catfish, blonde and be careful he way try and chat u up but he won’t be the person in the photos

Person 1:I’m meeting my girl I’m talking to
Person 2: be careful she looks like a catfish it maybe Connor Murray

by Glenn Saunders November 25, 2017

jordan murray

a girl who is really cool and is pretty and beautiful and smart and everyone loves her!!

wow you are like a jordan murray, pretty cool!!!

by iansomerhalfrr May 6, 2018