Honestly the most annoying person in the world, seeing a person with this name is said to make ur eyes boil. Blindness is also very common with this name, walking through doors is a difficult task. But Malaika is still one of peoples favourites because of the smell she produces
by Ilovemybiryanimuncher February 14, 2024
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by Uriah Playz March 9, 2024
Get the Malakai mug.OH HOT. OH SO SIZZZLINGGG HOTTT. HOTTTTTT. Is he cellular respiration? Because he takes your breath away. All his height goes to his charm, and his....
One look into his eyes will make you dizzy and your mouth will go wide and you may start salivating but hold it in because he's the GOATTTTTT
One look into his eyes will make you dizzy and your mouth will go wide and you may start salivating but hold it in because he's the GOATTTTTT
girl 1: Did you see that guy who just cured cancer and now all the girls are swarming him?
girl 2: Omg ikr gurlll, he must be a MALAKAPALLI.
girl 2: Omg ikr gurlll, he must be a MALAKAPALLI.
by kvhoyt May 21, 2024
Get the malakapalli mug.The malaria manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a diminutive and diseased, microscopically minuscule little midget monstrosity who has contracted malaria because of the stuntedly swamplike living conditions that he endures due to amusingly having little baby legs and therefore standing so low that one would have to pick him up just to say hello. If the petite and puny malaria manlet surprisingly survives the gaping wound left by the infectious bite of a to him dragonlike mosquito, then he will subsequently begin to suffer from explosive diarrhea, hobbit feet, Napoleon complex psychosis and of course uncontrollable bouts of manlet rage before finally metamorphosing into a murloc manlet and wearily waddling away to effeminately frolic around in a nearby puddle like the girlishly fairylike runt of a sexy sissy manlet princess that his mouselike manletism has hilariously forever doomed him to be. Malaria manlets BTFO.
Maria: Did you hear that Tiny Tom called in sick today again? Manmore: Good, I never liked that subhumanly stunted little malaria manlet anyway! Maria: Me neither. Manlets are just gross! Manmore: Short people got no reason. Maria: Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
Get the malaria manlet mug.best girl ever she goes by mally you can find her on the discord especially on yapcord (considered the hell of discord) she is one of the washed server managers (alongside eindeutscherpanzer)
She is pakistani... yea only one nationality... (source : trust me brà)
She is also goated af and one of the coolest people ever
Thank you for being one of the best friends ever mally ily - eindeutscherpanzer
She is pakistani... yea only one nationality... (source : trust me brà)
She is also goated af and one of the coolest people ever
Thank you for being one of the best friends ever mally ily - eindeutscherpanzer
vro 1 :y o have u seen mala1kahh?
vro 2 : yea bro she on da yapcord dsending that fuckass frank ocean gif everytime she's in chat
vro1 : dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok thanks
vro 2 : yea bro she on da yapcord dsending that fuckass frank ocean gif everytime she's in chat
vro1 : dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ok thanks
by tunisian September 4, 2025
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