Magic Cum Dump

Right as you are about the climax while vaginally fucking a girl, pull out, cum in her bellybutton, twist both of her nipples and give her a wife-beating slap in the face to open up a magic portal that leads straight into her stomach.

You: Dude I used the Magic Cum Dump on my sister last night
Your dad: Atta Boy Cletus

by YeetusDaCletusFetus December 31, 2019

Pus the magic dragon

A penis afflicted with an STD

Dude, I'm telling you from experience,if you mess around with Rita, you gonna wish that Pus the magic Dragon lived by the sea, so you can dip him in the water all day!

by kentaylor March 17, 2007

magic juice

it simply means alcohol

"jens on that magic juice again!"

by teeen March 21, 2008

magic tapeworm

when you stick your dick into a mouth and sperm so much it comes out her nose

i just gave Kristi a magic tapeworm it was gross

by jason and jonah July 19, 2009

Bill Magers

A person who has a frat boy attitude, drinks and drives, and thinks they are above the law.

"Man did you see that guy get busted for his 4th DUI and only get probabtion?" "Yeah dude thinks he's the county judge or something, a real Bill Magers."

by CountyJester February 20, 2022

magic hands

A person who has incredibly good hand skills, if you know what i mean ;)

Sean has magic hands!

by Arawra Stockings March 6, 2011

Magic Hobo

A homeless person endowed with certain magical abilities. Can potentially cause similar effects as: viagra, heroin, or a hole in your contraceptive.

Often seen in the erotic section at Border's, or in the cosmetics aisle at your local WalMart. Approach with extreme caution.

There is a MagicHobo in my closet!

by FBI March 19, 2004