The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
by Dangle Fellow December 6, 2009
Get the dick kick mug.if somethings kick ass, its really cool. Great! As in it kicks the ass of all else. It can be inanimate and still kick ass. lol- inanimate, like busted's career
by dead fly May 22, 2004
Get the kick ass mug.The act or ability to kick ass in an unbelievable way. Usually in reference to Jason Statham's character(s) in the movies Transporter or Crank.
Spencer: Jason Statham's kick assery in Transporter is pretty awesome.
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by CreeperStash March 10, 2008
Get the kick assery mug.Derived from the play The King and I, and some strange person's unhealthy obsession with the word "hoi". Used in the same way as the word "kick ass/kickass" would be used. Can also be used in ways such as, "kicked hoi", "kicking hoi", "kickhoi", "hoi kicker", and the ever-popular "THAT KICK'S MAJOR HOI".
by Mecilia November 20, 2004
Get the kick hoi mug.To run like a pussy from feds/goons/angry parents, usually while abandoning your friends and losing all dignity in the process
by S.boi May 7, 2009
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by chase March 7, 2004
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