Johndering

the act of walking a long distance that could be, and should be, made by car

Damn, I’ve been Johndering for a while now, maybe I should see about getting my license

by pissingkiller June 10, 2023

Johnless

a person who is very bitter

This guy is such a Johnless.

by anonymous April 15, 2023

Johnder

Johnder is the sexiest Asian alive, his penis is so large it makes any women around him wet and begging for more, his children will either be cute and innocent or a raging vape addict

Johnder is the sexiest man alive

by ILovePenis657 April 24, 2023

Johnte Afroblanco

The solution to the problem of racism in America. Combines both the best of whites and blacks.

Johnte Afroblanco can save the human race

by Johnte Afroblanco April 25, 2023

Johnner

John Egbert from the webcomic “Homestuck”.

“Awww little Johnner boy. Little John John Johnner loafer. John loaf. Feed him salami and get him alllll fat and Johnner. Johnnah.”

by Loaferboy July 15, 2023

johnsexual

there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.

"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."

by Krkič July 28, 2023

JohnKlahr

To be legendary or known for greatness.

That dude is JohnKlahr

by Fatpack August 3, 2023