tennessee fire hose 

when a penis has built up so much pressure, jizz shoots out in a constant stream like a fire hose. originates from tennessee whore houses.

"hey skeeter, last night i done gave ma lady a tennessee fire hose right in her doggone face."

"i put out a grits fire with my 14 inch tennessee fire hose"

tennessee fire hose by Vike Me September 11, 2011

hoed 

1) Doing something nice to get complete disrespect from the person the nice act was done for.

2) Starting a conversation with a female who rejects you/shuts you down.

3) Paying large amounts of money or working very hard for nothing in return.

4) Etc...you get the picture.

1) I just helped Johnny do his Chem homework. He didn't even say thanks, or help me with my Calc. That ass hole hoed me for the last time.

2) Hey baby, wat's up? ........ Bitch hoed me!

3) Just paid the last of my court fines, man I got so hoed.

hoed by minminns September 8, 2006

Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

So named after Florida Fire-Hose (annual event)

*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*

Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.

Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off

The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter

Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Guy 2: Would you look at that

Guy3: What is it

Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)

Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist

Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag

Florida Fire-Hose (laxative) by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010

hoeductive

being productive at hoein it out.
being a hoe and getting a lot accomplished.

She's a hoe, but man she's a hoeductive lil hoe. She let Gorilla Zoe and his whole crew cut her like a ginzu.

hoeductive by Crunchyness January 19, 2008

homedigger 

A gold digger and a home wrecker wrapped up in one.

ex: Kim Zolciak from real housewives of Atlanta

girl 1: Guuurrrll he fine and has money...but he married and has two kids :(
girl2: Bitch please...ill homedig that fool!!!
girl1: Gurrrlll you such a homedigger!!!

homedigger by Skittles,Ms.Frizzle,crackwhore January 13, 2011

hoedad 

A Hoedad is a tool used to plant trees. The Hoedads Cooperative was a unique social and political workforce whose members consciously or unconsciously partook in a restoration and healing of the northwest timber industry that too often was (and still is) motivated by greed instead of sustainable and sound practices.

When I was a hoedad my hands had thick callouses.

hoedad by Doug February 22, 2004

Hoedem 

The female version of a [mandem], also used for teachers. Hoedem combines the words Hoe and 'Them'.

*group of teachers appears* The Hoedem is Coming! says James
*group of girls appears* Look at that hoedem says Tom

Hoedem by Fuse101 January 22, 2007