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crew cut

a hairdo buzzed close to the scalp. Also called a G.I. or buzz cut.
Variations include the '50s flattop.

He had head lice so often as a kid that he just kept the crew cut done his mom started.

by jaklumen September 05, 2003

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Jan 18 Word of the Day

Blue Monday

1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.

1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."

by L_Roku August 31, 2007

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crew cut

A flat top buzzed hair cut.

"Now, Johnny Unitas ... there's a haircut you could set your watch to."
- Abraham Simpson

by Shrike September 04, 2003

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crew cut

what preppies and rich kids have.

preps with crew cuts look like 5 year old pussies

by superman February 15, 2004

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crew cut

a haircut that's 1 inch or less away from the scalp.

one variation is an all around cut which gives a round look. the other refered to as a buzz cut gives a flat top look with shaven sides.

Mr. Pimples: hey i think crew cuts are ugly and for gay men

Mr.crew cut: hey, i think long hair stinks when you sweat especially pimple faced teenagers.

Mr. Pimples: I think you're a....bad guy

Mr. crew cut: exactly...

by anti-non crew cut May 18, 2005