Venetian Gondola 

-noun
Sexual act which takes place on a water bed where the female is in a cowgirl position astride her partner whilst stroking another standing male beside them in a back and forth rowing motion while singing "That's Amoré"

Origins: c.14-16th century Renaissance Venice. Venetian gondoliers often asked courtesans to perform this act in order to live out their gondola fetishes

Federico: Hey Enzo, do you hear singing?
Enzo: Sounds like "That's Amoré", no?
Federico: Rosa must be having another Venetian Gondola ride

Venetian Gondola by brainfreeze522 May 19, 2010

jeff gordon 

(v.) to occupy two lanes while driving in the city so that a jerk driver can't pass you

this guy behind me is trying to sneak past using the parking lane! what an asshole! i'm gonna jeff gordon this motherfucker.

jeff gordon by kaiser von fresh January 5, 2009

gardoopalous 

Excessively beautiful; gorgeous beyond compare.

"That red-head is gardoopalous."

gardoopalous by Gangardo August 11, 2006

Waiting for Godot-Girl 

When a man spends all night waiting for a girl who should have come to meet for a date hours ago, but she never turns up. Similar to being stood up, but with more existential loneliness than just missing out on action with the ladies.

1: He's spent all night Waiting for Godot-Girl. Poor guy needs some self respect to ditch that biatch.

2: Sandra: Poor John's been Waiting for Godot-Girl, I better call him back and apologise for not showing up.

Waiting for Godot-Girl by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008

Gordon Pinsent 

One of Canada's most beloved and well-known actors, he is a Canadian icon who starred in television and theatre as a film actor.

Gordon Pinsent is Canada's Sean Connery.

Gordon Pinsent by john2 October 21, 2010

Horn of Gondor

While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls.

'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP'

'Did you hear me Horn of Gondor the entire womens rugby team last night?'

Horn of Gondor by Marmion May 21, 2006

Gordon Spot 

The back of your ballsack that is hard to see and rarely gets washed.

I cut myself trying to shave my Gordon Spot.

Gordon Spot by hittman August 29, 2005