geek chic 

Geek chic is a cynical marketing trend that tries to tap into the large geek demographic by superficially adding generically geeky elements to otherwise non-geeky people. By wearing glasses, carrying the latest Sharper Image gadgets, and casually dropping computer terminology and Star Trek references in their speech, geeks are supposed to believe these same models and actors/actresses that would never consider them in real life is a "cool" version of themselves. Obviously, only the most naive geeks fall for this.

Warner Bros. sure is cynical to expect us to find the geek chic added to Clark Kent in Smallville plausible when the actor was an underwear model.

geek chic by NumberTwentyTwo May 2, 2008

Geek Squad 

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.

Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!

Geek Squad by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

geek monster 

some one who use crack cocain

your sister is a geek monster all she do is smoke crack.

geek monster by bobo d October 26, 2003

geek bone 

getting hot and bothered in a nerdy way over the latest technological marvel

dude, i've got a total geek bone over those new Ipod minis..

geek bone by harvest April 27, 2004

geek boner

Getting excited over something video game, electronic, comic, or movie related.

Dude was playing Metal Gear Solid 4 and I picked up a p90 with 999 ammo in it. I got the biggest geek boner ever.

geek boner by Mikey Olivera June 15, 2008

geek stink breath 

1.) A song by Green Day

2.) Aparently, when your breath smells of Meth

"I'm on a roll, no self controll, blowing off steam with Methamphetamine. Well, don't know what I want, but it's all that I've got, and I'm picking scabs off my face. Geek stink breath!"

geek stink breath by GreenDaylover October 5, 2007

Geek Skeet 

When a boy ejaculates from simple physical interraction or an early stage of sex. "Geek" because a geek/nerd would ejaculate off of simple sexual play from a female because he isn't used to getting action, and "Skeet" which is slang for ejaculating.

Lali:All I had to do was suck on his neck, and dude geek skeeted everywhere!
Brittany:Man that's messed up..

Shawn:I'm experienced, trust me.
Daniela:Yeah, yeah..whatever. We'll see when you geek skeet.

Geek Skeet by Lah From Brew-City (= June 2, 2009