Flat ASS Flasher

An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this

damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher

by hot Ethel July 1, 2011

pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is a pair of shoes

Lets go to the store to go get you a pair of go fasters

Mike got a new pair of go fasters

by BigBootyMuncha December 18, 2022

Philly Flasher

A porno game for the Atari 2600.

Philly Flasher was a horrible game.

by Alexi August 4, 2003

flusterate

a feeling of half way betweeen being flustered and aggravated

You're so annoying, you FLUSTERATE me!

by Patty Moreno March 19, 2004

Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Flastered

The state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.

I took this skank home last night, bro, but I was too flastered to get the job done.

by Juice-box May 31, 2014