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Getting wasted watching Farmer Wants a Wife.
Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.
Effects of alcohol and drugs may be amplified by the excitement of watching Farmer Wants a Wife.
by Natalie Gruzlewski February 21, 2011
Get the Farmered mug.A guy who convinces a woman to put on wool skirt and sweater and take a drive out to the country with him until they come to a nice pasture with a split-rail fence. He convinces her to put her head through the fence where he bends a board down to trap her head so she’s stuck in the fence in a bent over position. He then pulls up her skirt and fucks her from behind. After he finishes, he strips her naked and pulls out some sheers and shaves her head completely. He then tells the crying woman if she says, “baa” six times he will release her. But when she does, it turns the suck bastard on and he humps her again.
Betty: Why are you wearing a wig?
Veronica: I went out with a sheep farmer last night.
Betty: What's his name?
Veronica: Baaaa-b
Veronica: I went out with a sheep farmer last night.
Betty: What's his name?
Veronica: Baaaa-b
by theinstigator June 3, 2016
Get the sheep farmer mug.Noun- a Farfenshitter is an old crappy toilet that barley works or has a notorious habit of clogging up without being used at all.
Some indications that your toilet is a Farfenshitter include one if not all of the following: Presence of an everlasting crap ring, Broken flush handle, ability to be clogged by Drain-O the very stuff that is supposed to undo clogs and or busted toilet seat.
Some indications that your toilet is a Farfenshitter include one if not all of the following: Presence of an everlasting crap ring, Broken flush handle, ability to be clogged by Drain-O the very stuff that is supposed to undo clogs and or busted toilet seat.
by Ydrgn September 9, 2012
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Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.
Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.
Somebody who couldn't tell the truth if their life depended on it.
Zebu, meaning deception or lies comes from the practice of unscupulous restaurants saving money by passing off imported, tough Zebu meat as proper domestic steak.
Steve: That Hillary Clinton is such a liar. Said she'd been under sniper fire in Bosnia when she hadn't.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.
Fran: Yeah. And she claimed she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary, even though she was born five years before he climbed Mount Everest.
Steve: Don't forget when she said she was a fan of the New York Yankees, even though everyone knew she came from Chicago and supported the Cubs. What a liar.
Fran: She isn't just a liar. She's a real Zebu farmer.
by Hieronymous October 12, 2009
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