Darvaza Diddle

A Darvaza Diddle is the act of eating super hot wings without washing your hands, then inserting your fingers in the vagina or anus of your sex partner leading them to feel as though the orifice in question is a giant burning pit. Also known as the Eye of Sauron.

My husband had three-mile island wings from hooters last night and gave me the Darvaza Diddle, my vagina felt like the gateway to hell!

by TheVeryGreatest December 7, 2021

diddle gina

explicitly diddling a vagina

Marvin left us so he could scoop this thot and diddle gina

by dopiwan January 13, 2019

Diddle

The act of engaging in a (prolonged) session of self-touching at a leasurly, and possibly disinterested, pace to kill time (preferably during quarantine).

Other usage in the context of soapy, preferably festive, bath: diddle-soak

Date: Mid afternoon of day 69 of quarantine.
Person 1: What did you do this weekend?
Person 2: You know, the usual, just lied in bed and diddled myself then took a diddle-sosk. It's amazing how fast time flies when you loose yourself in a quarantine-diddle.

by SanagebEl3enab October 4, 2020

Chump Diddle

(N) A guy with a big dick who is willing to perform the wildest, grossest, and craziest sexual acts

(V) performing devious, crazy, and or gross sexual acts

(N) “Did you hear about the chump diddle in the BDC that did a Tallahasse Night Train?” “I saw it happen”

(V) “I going to go chump diddle in the bathroom” “what are you doing this time?”

“I’m going to do a Dallas Tornado and a Texas Twister”

by Jelchmaster69 March 20, 2024

Diddle of Dudes

- A group of guys

- Look at that diddle of dudes.
- I saw a diddle of dudes the other day
- I am in a diddle of dudes

by Viper GD1 January 29, 2025

skittle my diddle

When a girl wants you to fuck her really really good

She said skittle my diddle to him and was sad when she got caught by her boyfriend

by XxxWeapon November 15, 2018

dipper diddle

A clueless person who believes they are at the top of the social pyramid but tend to near the bottom. Often times they are a new student, freshman, or sixth grader.

Martha thinks she is so cool because she is from Kentucky but she is just a dipper diddle.

by chocolate tree December 13, 2014