by SparkeyRob June 19, 2014
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Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.
by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009
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by minidoxigirli November 24, 2006
Get the crusty vato mug.As in Martha Stewart. A solo sex act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their drapes.
by Tron Bobcat February 26, 2010
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Get the crusty wanker mug.A crusty substance on a mans penis after having vaginal intercourse with a woman who is menstrating and not washing his penis for several days.
John realized after a week that blood left on his penis after having sex with a menstrating woman had turned into a Crustychum
by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010
Get the Crustychum mug.The sexual act of licking a butt hole with hardened poop leftovers. Often staining the teeth or giving bad breath.
Guy 1: Yo how did last night go with your girl?
Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
Guy 2: It was awesome she gave me a crusty softener, now i feel so clean and she definitely needs a new tooth brush.
by psycho_words March 15, 2011
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