Comfort Streamer

Type 1: Someone you love to watch that puts a smile on your face because their calm and comforting...
Or Type 2: someone who is loud, annoying, obnoxious and cringe that you say is your comfort streamer just because your cringe and obsessed. Type 3: someone who's OK in general, but you and other people in their fan-base force the title on them, and you and those people ruin the streamer's content.

"oh this person's my Comfort Streamer."
"type one, two, or three?"
"What?"

by ImDeo February 24, 2022

comfort woman

also Gisang
noun, countable
a Korean woman who earns money by having sex with people

A Korean comfort woman trafficker lied to me that he ran his own business when he urged me to come to Japan.

by Adamo-chan August 6, 2005

Comfail

To fail miserably at various things.

Examples of such things failed at are: video games, talking to women, and sexual intercourse. Basically life.
Also while having sex with someone, you call that person the wrong name (a name of a someone you had previous relations with).
The com puts an emphasis on the fail.

-USE 1-
Guy 1: Dude you suck at video games. You are always dying...
Guy 2: Yeah I know, I know, I am a comfail.
Guy 3: Yeah you are.
-USE 2-
Guy 1: Man I called her Tasha..... Her name was Emily
Guy 2: Dude that's a comfail and a half....
Guy 1: That halted any chances of sex after...

by Jsizzlac November 8, 2009

commercial comfort

Ancient CB* term from the late 1970's meaning "prostitute in area." Experienced prostitutes would travel three-or-four to a car equiped with a CB radio and/or police scanner and cruise truck stops at night. During the height of the CB craze in America, some truckers would stay-up all night on their CB's talking and jabbering in their strange CB codes. The prostitutes would cut-in on the conversations announcing "commercial comfort" had arrived. This would then be followed by hand signals or flashed headlights indicating who their next "customer" was.

The term "commercial comfort" was last heard on the dying CB airwaves as late as 1998, just prior to affordable cell' 'phone plans and the Internet took over.

(*Citizens Band radio)

"Breaker-breaker, this here is Cinderella offering commercial comfort back by the gas trucks. Come back on that?"

by Carl J. Maltese April 20, 2007

comface

A quick and easy way to say "Communication Interface".

Dude, I really jacked up that multi-gigabit comface when I tried to instantiate Xilinx's aurora core. My wrapper don't know what to dooooz.

by forrestoff May 19, 2008

Navy Campfire

The Navy Campfire is a sexual act which involves igniting your partner's flatulence then proceeding to have anal intercourse with them.

My wife was pretty gassy tonight so we decided to experiment with the Navy Campfire with mixed results.

by hot_fun_in_the_summertime December 4, 2009

compfigure

Figuring out how to get a piece of computer software to do something you want. The implication is that the task to be accomplished is simple, but ends up taking much longer - perhaps the manual is missing or unclear, filled with drivel - or, worse, written using a Wiki. Usually this compfiguration must be performed at an inconvenient time, with other deadlines pressing. For instance, often searching for how to change something that you *know* amounts to altering a single software variable can turn into a major compfiguration nightware. Once a simple change takes longer than 20 minutes, it is called a *compfiguration exercise*, and normally lasts between two and eight hours for the average badly written application such as Apache, up to days for monstrosities like Sendmail - or even weeks in the case of some Windows changes, where not only does the final configuration matter - but in fact the *order* in which the configuration was issued.

"I've just spent the last 4 weeks compfiguring this damn exchange server and it still doesn't work!"

by kungfuftr October 1, 2003