cleptard

someone of the criminal persuasion who is distinctly lacking in light-fingered talent

the opposite of michael jacksons "smooth criminal"

the guy i watched steal a packet of biscuits... and run into a lamp post is a cleptard.

by somdeluxe December 16, 2010

clatt

The crip version of slatt. The acronym CLATT meaning "Crip Love All The Time".

Crip: "Ay cuz, what's craccin'? 6 poppin' 5 droppin'. Clatt!"

by SGC83 October 8, 2019

Deep Cleated

when someone forces their foot into your rectum for your sexual pleaser, sometimes while wearing a shoe.

"dude i just deep cleated your mom"

by footpenetration August 24, 2011

Piss Clepto

A small bladdered fuck who can't stop taking pisses!

(Responding to a request to pull over at the next gas station...) "Hey! Piss Clepto! It's 5 miles up the road! This bitch rolls strong 'til we get there"

by Gadeanz January 25, 2015

Yeetus CLEETUS

A ryhme often used to represent the YouTube channel flamingo.

Person 1: YEETUS CLEETUS YOUR LEGS ARE DELETUS
Person 2: nooo :sob:

Yo wassup. Yeetus CLEETUS, your teeth are deletus.

by Propoopermitsy February 9, 2021

meat in the cleat

a thick girl that fills her shoes well!!!!

"That girls got some meat in the cleat!"

by hoelrm1 January 8, 2012

cleet

a one who shall get fucked up the anus after a night of drinking in the hottub

Jamie: i got cleeted last night by this really hott guy.
Alyson: LUCKYY BITCHH!

by veronica and Jimmy October 13, 2006