Pulled a Barker

To be present with your homies and then just vanish into thin air leaving them wondering where in the hell you went, usually at the most inopportune time and resulting in undesirable consequences.

Man, where did Paul go? He was literally just right here!
I dunno dude. He straight up pulled a Barker on us.

by TJBottoms June 16, 2017

Berkeley

Berkeley means highly intelligent,charismatic,very confident, strong-will,emotional,moody,complicated,yet easy to please,motivator,go-getter,sucessful,extrovert,quick thinker,people oriented,loner,intriguing ,very sexy,attentive,caregiver

Berkeley always knows what to say for anyone, situation or circumstance as needed, quick thinker. always encouraging to others. Very intelligent and attractive.

by Berkeley out of Charlotte February 12, 2014

Barker

a small village in Western NY with only two places to go
a diner and a pizza place
people are convinced there are more cows than actual people
the school's sports teams suck except for field hockey
Barker Kids are the blunt of many jokes, usually involving the word tractor
there is good cell phone reception though

Hey Barker Kid, how long did it take to drive your tractor over here?
Ladies and Gentleman, start your tractors!

by Barker Kid August 23, 2008

Travis Barker

A fake drummer with absolutely no talent. His drumming technique is all about volume and SHITastic beats. He believes (along with many of his retarded fans) that he is a self proclaimed "GOD of Drumming" which is very far from the truth. There are even 9 yr olds who can play much better, much faster and much cooler beats then him.

Travis Barker
trash
garbage
fake ass
epic fail
crap
shit
lame
fag
douche
gay

by DaRealTruth May 24, 2010

birkenjock

A subspecies of the typical frat-boy type: misogynistic, politically conservative, alcoholic, horny, Abercrombie and baseball cap wearing jock. "Birkenjocks" differ from the typical frat-boy only in their recreational choices, smoking pot and listening to bands typically associated with a more liberal lifestyle, like Phish, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, Bob Marley, and 311.

"Brah, I got SO drunk last night at the Alpha Sigma party, and I TOTALLY fucked this chick from the Omegas. I don't even know her name! Anyway, dude, you wanna get stoned and listen to some DMB?"

by Keith April 7, 2005

Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast

A 6 day festival where there are thousands of kiddie rides, and 3 good rides on average, all run by people who don't know a word of english. They've got good food, but the band, rides, and games suck. In fact, just go, get your damn Zapples, watch the show, and leave. Unless your related to a fireman. In which case, stay. You get free VIP wristbands for the rides. Sure, they're kiddie rides, but who cares?

"Screw you guys, I'm GOING HOME!" Cartman said when we saw the Berkeley Heights Mt. Carmel Feast.

by ItalianPersonManGuyLady July 30, 2010

travis barker

The biggest waste of talent the world has ever seen. While there is no question that he is one of the best drummers in the world, he makes terrible decisions musically and seems very arrogant and surley when interviewed.

It also seems that every band he's in lately breaks up. Blink-182 and The Transplants both broke up in part because of him.

Also why in the hell would you quit an awesome band like the Transplants to start a rap band with Paul Wall?

-Travis Barker is so cool man!

-Maybe I would respect him if he wasn'ta hip hop wanna-be and a cancer to every band he's in.

by Bobbyboo August 15, 2006