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El Blobo

Simp

Name: Rhoziros Cleammeshkmearres

Age: 14
Race: Dragonborn
Class: Warlock
General Personality: Likes to search out anything fun or interesting but tends to become unreasonable in the heat of battle and is completely happy being in solitude or a massive crowd as long it is interesting. However, he shows pain behind his eyes. He also takes pride and stride in post things he does.
Ben: Sup bitches, Eris is back and better then ever. This shy betamale bitch is actually a hunk in disguise, and his nerdy obssession with dragons and fucking liches makes him his team's ultimate chad. Eris was raised in Chadtown, New Chadsey, by a family of chads. His sorcerous ability stems from his dragon heritage. The rarity of golden dragons makes his lineage powerful enough that he could become a prodigy in Morgrave, alongside the rest of his team.

Also, Chromatic Orb.

Lucas: Rhoz got cucked.

Nekon: Airu had huge tatas. El Blobo LOL
by Nekon March 31, 2020
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Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation
Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010
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blobular

Having blob-like or jelly-like qualities.
I've overeaten and I feel blobular.
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Blobalisation

People growing extremely fat all over the world. Starting in one country and spreading all over the world.
Blobby people everywhere!!!
" Blobalisation is a serious problem in the world nowadays with people eating and eating "

" When you keep eating so much Hamburgers Mary-Ann, you will never stop the growing blobalisation! You understand? "

" As long as the Fashion week still exists and girls are throwing up their food to stay skinny, there will be no blobalisation sweety "

" No, that ain't blobalisation, that is just one fat dude. And ONE FAT DUDE is not a world wide problem as long as he will not multiply himself, see?! "
by Minkeloneous April 29, 2009
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blobulation

The action or process of feeling like an amorphous mass or extremely bloated
I ate so much at dinner that I can't move. My body is experiencing blobulation.
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Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.
Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.
by Squirrel April 26, 2004
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blobfish

1) an endangered jelly like creature at the bottom of the sea that is known for it's seemingly sad and depressed facial expression.

2) an individual who resides in an incompetent state of being

3) an individual who comes across as mean, angry, and/or unresponsive
2) What a blobfish! He’s always shut up in his room being unproductive.

3) You are not responding to my texts or calls. Why are you being such a blobfish to me?
by suthernt06 March 24, 2012
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