Blitz

A man who has a love of incest, the Oakland Raiders, internet dinosaurs, and seems to have a weight loss issue.

Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.

"How much Bojangles did you eat last week?"
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."

by TheSASWiki May 28, 2019

Blitzfisch

Lightning fish! ROAR!

The Blitzfisch ate an entire Power Station! Oh My GAWD!

by Blitzfisch October 13, 2003

bitl

Back in the loop, as in getting back in touch with something, becoming aware again or being reincluded. No longer Out of the loop (ootl).

Ah, Dad, you were so ootl but now you're really bitl.

by fordad January 26, 2008

bliteotw

Blog Like It's The End Of The World

Friday The 13th time to bliteotw.

by Annabellerina June 13, 2008

blitz

Phrase coined from the show How I Met Your Mother.

The person who leaves right before something awesome happens. As soon as The Blitz leaves, something great happens and they all tell the Blitz about it in the morning.

Being the Blitz is a curse you don't want to have, making everyone believe that only the Blitz's departure will make the night exciting. The curse is usually passed from person to person.

Named for Matt Blitz who Ted and Marshall went to college with - left right before the school became co-ed.

The curse of the Blitz is passed on to Ted and the next morning he realizes he missed something.

Everyone: THE GENTLEMAN!!!
Ted: What was that?

Barney: Oh, Blitz, you had to be there.
Ted: I'm not the Blitz!

by morgz1 January 2, 2012

Blitzered

A cross between blitzed (stoned) and obliterated (drunk).

Those dabs and beers got me blitzered.

I'm on that good Kush and alcohol. That shits got me blitzered.

by DabHatterLabs October 22, 2013

Blitz My Krieg

When Papa Russia is hitting you from behind and Germany screams Danzig or war!

"Give me all your land," says Germany.
"Please don't blitz my krieg," says Poland.

by Bob Ross, Expert of NMS September 4, 2017