berghaus

A type of coat / jacket worn by neds. The jacket are typiclly bright colours as they buy these cheap becuase no one with any style sense would wear one. Neds like to wear them quite big, giving them plantly of space to hide there buckfast and chib.

Awww pure nice berghaus jaiket yah goat there min!

by Jamie Frensham April 22, 2006

berg

a fowl and disgusting bowel movement that is painful

After not crapping for days, I finally dropped that berg. Now I'm bleeding like a bitch, and everyone near the mens room went running for cover

by pyroclastic flow February 11, 2009

Bergeron

When you push an opposing player into your star goalie in ice hockey, injure him, and let an amazing playoff run go to waste.

Look! That idiot just Bergeron'd his whole team!

by Dean and Brendan April 6, 2009

Berger

Sticking one’s naked Butt into a defenseless person's face. Ideally the nose of the recipient will rest submerged in the rectum of the one who is performing the "Berger". For full success to be declared there must be visible feces on, or around, the nose of the recipient.

Tim was pinned down, violently attempting to escape, as Michael pulled down his pants and preceded to berger him.

by Michael "The Berger" King March 5, 2009

Berg

Verb -

To dupe someone into believing something that is not possibly true for your own amusement, through confident presentation of false statements.

Watch this, I am going to berg Mike into believing that you can tourniquet the neck to stop a cranial bleed.

by BattleBorne December 22, 2014

bergaflickle

A stupid word in a stupid beer commercial...If you actually decided to look up this word your a complete idiot

"Stop making up words BERGAFLICKLE"

by Dave N. May 10, 2004

Berch

Berch is a slang term used to discribe young, slightly emo women, who are good only for short term sexual pleasures. The word itself derives from the derogatory term for women bitch.

"Berches for da brets" or "check out that prize berch".

by Benjaminian Fowler October 29, 2008