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Only fools fall in love. Tina is a sexual Goddess but she’s spreading that shit around. She’ll take a gangbang and sleep in your bed that night. A scorned woman hath no fury. She may as well be the inspiration behind that. She’ll deny her own daughter her father if she feels personally scorned. A hot blooded, cold blooded sexual goddess of the night capable of making you orgasm 4 successive times with her unquenchable appetite for cum, but then going out and fucking the neighborhood. When pregnant, will not even slow down smoking or taking adderall and will then use her family to seclude the child from the father. The family knows this is the only way that Tina will ever have the respect of her child (wo the father in the picture). But little do they care for the child’s rights to know her father. A Tina cannot think for herself and therefore loves life through decisions made for her by others. A sexual goddess who will make you pay for your sin like Eve of old.
Hey, watch out, there’s a Tina. What she’s capable of is legendary cold blooded shit. Better to go home and go batin’ than to sell your soul to the devil.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
by BabyK208 September 10, 2023
teenage slang for “cartina” which is slang for a “cart” which is slang for a “cartridge” as in a weed pen - in certain situations it’s more of a code name as it uses discreet phrasing. can be said subtly to refer to getting high, can be used as an adjective, or just using your cart.
“I was hanging out with tina the other night and she made me do some things i regret”
“oh girl… you know that tina time alone with you is never a good idea.”
“oh girl… you know that tina time alone with you is never a good idea.”
by B347 December 09, 2024
A comedian on and off the stage who cares about all humans and animals wether she's known them for 5 minutes oif 5 years, she's full of wacky ideas, will always support those around her, and although tina has a lot to learn before she becmoes the perfect roommate i believe tina can save the world.
by Tina's Roommate April 15, 2023