Curly Susan

the act of twirling the long curly pubes of a woman's bush (pelvic region or gutch) on one's finger while eating the box

Dude, my girl just takes so long to cum sometimes when I'm eating the box that I end up giving her a Curly Susan just to pass the time.

by NatiVerdoRican December 20, 2013

Lazy Susan

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.

by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016

Salty Susan

Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.

Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.

by Salty Susan February 3, 2018

spread susan

The act of laying on one's back spreading your legs and farting.

Hey man, come and light this spread susan style fart.

by Jordan Reindl March 2, 2008

sasank

Indian sex God and everybody needs him. Not only does he make Jaws drop, he makes the girl drop em panties.

Oww, he's such a Sasank.

by PyssSlaea May 22, 2020

Santa Susana High School

A high school located in Simi Valley, California, primarily dedicated to the liberal arts and performing arts.
The student body consists of an overwhelming majority of teens that come from middle to upper class families, who openly embrace pseudoperceptions of rebellion (i.e. wearing all black in order to conform, developing any given mainstream psychiatric disorder in order to conform, becoming lesbian until graduation in order to conform).

Essentially, it is a school that could very well be a poster child for any given music scene that sucks.

Here is a typical example of Santa Susana High School Students.
Jessica: GODS how I loathe my life! My parents are unbearable, this school sucks ass, and I wish I were dead!
Callie: ...Your 'unbearable parents?' The same ones that let you do whatever you want and pay for everything you should be paying for yourself at the age of 18? Your very same school that lets you dress in about any way you want and openly embraces coddling children as opposed to discipline? Such a horrid life you lead.
Jessica: I KNOW! I just want to die!
Callie: Well, then off yourself already.
Jessica: Well, okay... I don't want to die today. But maybe tomorrow. I'll post an angsty blog about in on myspace expressing how alone and painful my life really is. THEN I will kill myself.

by retarded_pidgeon May 10, 2010

Sandy Susan

When you ride a chick at a beach and you get sand in her moist cave making it mushy and uncomfortable, but you keep fucking.

I gave Becky a Sandy Susan at the beach, and she was queefing dirt bullets all over my cock.

by Somebody March 29, 2005