Definitions by #roastbeeftakeout

Lazy Susan

Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.

Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.

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Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.

Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.

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