2 definitions by Salty Susan
The gayest bitch you will ever meet, short af, rude af, sarcastic, is a hoe but in a good way. Loves quesadillas and cereal. A really awesome dude but has low self esteem. Has a wanderfull best friend and waifu who is the same person. Likes dick but thinks penises are disgusting. Enjoys reading and smoking weed while laying on the floor petting his cat. Wears hoodies all the time and never knows what to do with his hair. Basically a Little is a gay unicorn that you wish was your best friend.
Person 1: look over there ashlie it’s little Lucas
Ashlie: *screams and runs over to little lucas* AHHhH YOU LOOK SO GAY AND I LOVE IT!!
Ashlie: *screams and runs over to little lucas* AHHhH YOU LOOK SO GAY AND I LOVE IT!!
by Salty Susan February 3, 2018
Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.
by Salty Susan February 3, 2018