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Thunder Splooge

A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.
man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
by Djuken December 25, 2019
mugGet the Thunder Sploogemug.

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.
by WriteHot January 29, 2017
mugGet the splooge spigotmug.

Sploog

Damn dude there was sploog all over the hotel.
by Sploogifier August 25, 2022
mugGet the Sploogmug.

splooge mcduck

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.
nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.
by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019
mugGet the splooge mcduckmug.

splooge spiegel

A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.
by erotonaut January 11, 2009
mugGet the splooge spiegelmug.

splooge

a sound effect that mason makes
masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*
by b2finness July 6, 2022
mugGet the sploogemug.

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