Son of a bitch

Term for a man but can be said to a woman too

Daughter: smack cam
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that

by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

Capri-son

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.

“Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”

by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021

Son of a witch

What 9 year olds with dirty minds say around their parents when they want to say son of a bitch.

Why you son of a witch!

by SliceJosiah January 8, 2020

son of a glitch

Noun
: a frequent technological failure you strongly dislike or hate
—used to express surprise, disappointment, anger, etc.
: a technological hurdle that hampers efficiency and is wasteful of time

John: Hello Nat! For some reason I do not seem to be receiving any of the college's e-mails today.
Nat: Hmm. I can't explain why it's happening, just that our new email listserv is not delivering emails to anyone with first initial "J."
John: SON OF A GLITCH!

by @Bugyack September 21, 2017

Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.

Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"

by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008

Son with benefits

An adult male who has casual sex with his best friends dad.

Your dad said he wanted me to be his son with benefits.

by DESERT GUY June 23, 2017

son of a vagina

A boy who comes out of a vagina, and later, goes back into the same one. In other words, someone who has sex with their mother.

I was really horny, so I decided to become a son of a vagina.

by SLURT ALERT! March 8, 2008