Slowmosexual

Slowmosexuals are people who drive at least ten mph below the speed limit during peak traffic hours. They get off, causing needless road rage to those stuck behind them. They also flirt with other slow drivers by slow racing when multiple lanes of traffic exist so no one can pass

The slowmosexual in front of me was driving fifteen miles per hour below the speed limit. They let everyone cut them off and would slam on the breaks for no reason. When they were making a left, they sat at the green light, ignoring the honking cars behind them, and finally went once the light turned yellow.

by ColeScottyDavis March 24, 2022

slowcart

opposite of speedwagon best waifu from Jojo

Person 1: slowcart not best waifu
Person 2: He is!
Person 1: speedwagon is.
Person 2: ok I agree speedwagon best waifu

by hughx0s July 23, 2022

African snowman

When you drop a deuce in a port-a-potty and the water is frozen.

"Man, check out that African snowman just chilling there on the blue glacier."

by asmartfellow January 3, 2014

salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017

Summer snowman

When someone is so pale white that they can't get a tan if they tried, even in the summer time

Guy 1: Dude, you're white as all hell.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, I'm a fuckin summer snowman

by Vermus June 2, 2018

Reverse Snowman

When a carrot is inserted into the anus to stimulate and give pleasure. The opposite of what you'd expect to see on a nice winter's afternoon in your front garden with a more traditional snowman.

She reverse snowmaned him until he climaxed.

by Snowmanaman November 27, 2018

lamb showman

Lamb showman are the definition of dedication. They have felt the despair of “the gate” and know they don’t want that feeling again.they have experienced the gratification of the handshake or the champion slap and strive to feel that again and again! They can see the beauty in the perfect profile and the sheer power of a good drive. They would sort through a 1000 head all over the country just to find THE ONE. There is magic in their eyes and electricity in their step. While other people are playing video games they’re practicing and planning and exercising. They know if Mom has the camera and Dad has a worried look it’s show time! They know if it’s to be, it’s up to them. They know the real value of groovy racks, crisp loin edges and square butts. They know the best place to watch the grand drive is from the ring. They avoid corners and low spots at all costs. They can talk the talk and walk the walk and they won’t stop until the grab that banner! After God, their family, and their country their stock comes next. If you need them they’ll be in the barn!

That (girl/guy) is definitely a lamb showman!

by Thatlambgirl December 1, 2020