slowcart 

opposite of speedwagon best waifu from Jojo

Person 1: slowcart not best waifu
Person 2: He is!
Person 1: speedwagon is.
Person 2: ok I agree speedwagon best waifu

slowcart by hughx0s July 23, 2022

slowtart 

a slowtart is a kind of person who managed to surpass a whole new level of retarded.

Cameron: damn alyssa is such a fucking slowtart

Zoe: IKR! She’s so dumb

slowtart by slowtart December 6, 2020

slowgart 

v. To slow down a marijuana rotation by not taking the joint/bowl, etc. when someone attempts to pass it to you. Similar to a bogart but not the same thing.
OR
n. A person who does this

Alternate spelling: Slogart

Don't slowgart the joint. Put down your beer and take it before it burns my fingers!

slowgart by Vesus December 7, 2009

Slowfarter 

Pronounced Slow-fahtah

A person acting in a foolish manner and makes stupid decisions.

That SLOWFARTER just tried to cut me off when I was goin' 65!

Slowfarter by S'Cedes June 24, 2010

slowcarshop 

a very epic youtube channel and instagram page about old slow cars.

Man, I love slowcarshop's piece of shit cars. They make me appreciate my piece of shit cars.

slowcarshop by boxofbeans January 21, 2024