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opposite of speedwagon best waifu from Jojo

Person 1: slowcart not best waifu
Person 2: He is!
Person 1: speedwagon is.
Person 2: ok I agree speedwagon best waifu

slowcart by hughx0s July 23, 2022

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slowtart

a slowtart is a kind of person who managed to surpass a whole new level of retarded.

Cameron: damn alyssa is such a fucking slowtart

Zoe: IKR! She’s so dumb

slowtart by slowtart December 6, 2020

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slowgart

v. To slow down a marijuana rotation by not taking the joint/bowl, etc. when someone attempts to pass it to you. Similar to a bogart but not the same thing.
OR
n. A person who does this

Alternate spelling: Slogart

Don't slowgart the joint. Put down your beer and take it before it burns my fingers!

slowgart by Vesus December 7, 2009

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Slowfarter

Pronounced Slow-fahtah

A person acting in a foolish manner and makes stupid decisions.

That SLOWFARTER just tried to cut me off when I was goin' 65!

Slowfarter by S'Cedes June 24, 2010

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slowcarshop

a very epic youtube channel and instagram page about old slow cars.

Man, I love slowcarshop's piece of shit cars. They make me appreciate my piece of shit cars.

slowcarshop by boxofbeans January 21, 2024

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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