Scratching one's ass

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing

The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work

(Scratching one's ass)

by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

scelching

The process of edging to the girl Snapchat filter of yourself

What have u been up to since they put u back on meds?

Me: Scelching

by FudgeNug December 11, 2023

scathing lunatic

A person who says aggressive, indecent vulgar language atothers to make themselves better.

Your a scathing lunatic, you should look in the mirror at your own faults.

by junior9561 December 20, 2023

Sceeching

scratching in order to orgasm (usually on a penis)

"Hey bro I totally tried sceeching last night"
"Sick how'd it go?"
"It didn't feel like anything."

by soggywafflesxox January 3, 2024

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

Scotting It

When you’re too exhausted to do fly so you do breaststroke kick

“Man, I can’t do this IM set. I’m gonna start scotting it.”

by Event 13 December 5, 2023

Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.

Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024