scelching

The process of edging to the girl Snapchat filter of yourself

What have u been up to since they put u back on meds?

Me: Scelching

by FudgeNug December 11, 2023

Sleeching

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

scitching

Grabbing on to a car or other motorized vehicle while on a skateboard, bicycle, or some other non-motorized form of transportation.

That dude got effed up real bad while scitching.

by bluie- March 21, 2008

Neurotypical screeching

Non-autistic people getting worked up over something unimportant.

I see a celebrity who always says stupid things has said something stupid again and the neurotypicals are treating it like it's a big deal. What a load of neurotypical screeching.

by Sioraf as Na Cillini July 19, 2017

scorching

extremely hot and sweaty

Ahhhh!! Scorching! Scorching!

by Alifonte October 19, 2003

Screeching Locust Blow

This is done when one places a Chinese whistle in their ass hole. The whistle holder is then assisted by their partner, who breathes heavily into the securely mounted whistle until maximum pressure is achieved. Then the assistant removes mouth from whistle and immediately punches the whistle holder in the belly. The force from the blow will create the sound of a screeching locust. This works even better when the whistle holder is wearing some fluffy angel wings and green goggles.

I was worried last night that I would wake the kids when I gave my wife/husband a screeching locust blow, but they managed to sleep right through it. It's a good thing, because that would be a tough one to explain.

by fartwhisperer July 15, 2010

Sclenching

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.

Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”

by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005