East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.

Have you seen Amie’s beef curtain sammich?

by Friend of a fiend January 14, 2019

Black Dunk Slamwich

A tasty snack that consists of food sandwich items, a basketball slam dunking, and the colour black.

I was just chillin at the crop and Demetrius hit me with the ol’ black dunk slamwich

by Sloppy Salamander April 13, 2019

FO CHIKEN SAMICHES

VIG THE THURK SAID NO.

blueface sent the emoji not you (fo chiken samiches)

by Arcaic Dildo April 3, 2022

FO CHIKEN SAMICHES

vig said iie

FO CHIKEN SAMICHES | blueface sent the emoji

by Arcaic Dildo April 3, 2022

soup and sammich

When you’re droppin a deuce and a firm turd is followed by diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late. I was in bathroom making a soup and sammich”

by Bill S Preston Esq October 6, 2022

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023