Twat Swatter

A girl that prevents another women from getting laid. The female version of a "cock blocker."

-WOW! she is such a twat swatter!
-How?
-She just stole by boyfriend!

by Josh Ridz May 19, 2009

shatter pussy

A guy who has sex with many women in order to obtain fame-like status.

Me: Hey man what's that SP stand for?
Him: Oh, I'm a Shatter Pussy.

by DanteKillboy March 21, 2008

dick-swatter

when a chick is flirting with a guy but her chick friend kills it

i was talking to this guy when dick-swatter melissa came over.

by jossssselyn July 21, 2009

Polish fly swatter

The spash screen placed in the bottom of a urinal to stop spattering pissors from getting ocean spray on their trousers. The Polish fly swatter often is embedded with a urinal cake or scented sustance to enable you to spend many hours of enchanting sniffing in such a delightful environment.

Damn, what the hell? Some sick bastard stuck a Polish fly swatter in my gym bag last night!

by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

scutter

a person who is scutty. doesnt wash and doesnt work. wears ill fitting clothes and talks really loudly.

look at that scutter. they are different to chavs because they dont even try to look godd in their own funny way. they just dont care at all. i want to die.

by spanksy February 27, 2005

shattered

To break into a million pieces. To suddenly burst into fragments.

The thoughts of a million men trapped inside the chasm which is the mind of a future programmer.

The vace shattered into right before our eyes.

by Shattered December 2, 2003

satterfield

absolute satisfaction to every sense and emotion, including pain and anguish in an obscure sense; an anatomically perfect being with a complete sense of the encompassing surroundings

She's a satterfield.

by Hunter Lloyd March 30, 2009