Hot Pooja

When you have anal sex with a woman of Indian descent and your penis burns from the spicy curry food she had eaten previously.

We shouldn’t have tried anal after we ate at that Indian restaurant. My penis burned so bad I got hot pooja.

by Bad Birl July 18, 2019

Poon King

A male who is quite good at attracting ladies and luring them into having sex with him.

How much of a poon king is Tom Hart!

by Pingwog August 24, 2008

poojack

To defecate whilst orgasming from masturbation.

I poojacked while I was on the john

by Anonymous July 1, 2003

Poon Badger

A desperate guy that continually pursues girls with excessively beat up vagina in hope of getting some, then in return is denied by said devastated vagina.

Fred: "Dude, you seen Jon? He's not answering his phone."

Jonathan: "I'm pretty sure that Poon Badger is somewhere in Dallas going after that one chick. Ya know, the one with that vagina scarier than a fuckin badger and/or mongoose?"

Fred: "Oh shit dude, really? Damn that thing was like a wrecking ball man! He better watch out or he is gonna get the clap."

by Fred & Jon, aka professionals August 28, 2009

poonan

Female vagina of a human...can also vary as poonanny, poon, or poontang

I licked her poonan!

by Your Mom's Box March 28, 2004

Poon Suaza

The most bad ass word ever created. Poon Suaza can mean anything you want. it all depends on how it is said. Poon Suaza can mean soming awesome or if you say it right It can mean somthing negitive. use it wisely. now get out there and poon suaza the world to hell!

Positive: So I saw this babe and she was the most poon suaza thing my ass has seen all day!

Negative: Thanks for the help you poon suaza looking bitch!

by Tad H. December 9, 2008

Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.

Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!

by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008