soggy pears

A pussy that is constantly moist.

Dam that girl got some soggy pears.

by Fistmybumhole July 13, 2016

Pear

Someone who is crazy. Has no boundaries. They eat everyone’s food and they aren’t ashamed. The legacy she left at Phoebe Hearst was “uh oh pear” and to block someone if they annoy you.

OMG look at pear she’s so fat lmaoo.

by that_dumb_kid September 21, 2019

pear snatcher

The alternative word for chicken because sheila had to question why a chicken is named a fucking chicken

Luke go feed them dang ol pear snatcher som bitch

by ilovekevins69 December 6, 2017

Imp Pear

1. a plant from Plants vs. Zombies which is free to place down, but can transform a Zombie into an Imp Zombies when eaten, and instantly kills Imps when they eat it, releasing stunning gas on contact.

"Imp Pear is such a broken plant because it just has a super fast recharge and it's just toxic for the Zombies to try and defeat you when you spam-cycle it."

by Otheruser325 April 2, 2023

Pear Jawn

A Korean-pear flavored water-ice called TankBoy usually stored in flexible plastic tube-like bottle. It is very sweet and taste exactly like Korean-pears.

Next time, I'm going to H-Mart by myself so I can eat all five pear jawns by myself.

by reyalpratiug May 15, 2011

pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.

When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.

by Vorlon007 August 23, 2016

A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Psychosomatic Xylephone Inserting Pears In Horoscope-Based Ornaments To Destroy Döppelganger (Xiphoid): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025