Definitions by laney4662

hack attack 

a sexy teacher with huge sandwich lips.

he just gave me a hack attack!

hack attack by laney4662 May 2, 2008

parson 

a man with a hunch back who smells like oatmeal and likes to look at teenage girls.

that parson smells like the quaker oats guy!

parson by laney4662 May 2, 2008