groin oyster

Vagina cunt mut
Descriptive adjective for a ladies nether regions. Particularly apt when said region has become slimey and smelly after a night of disco-ing.

I.e. I got a mouth full of Tinas' groin oyster last night.

by Davey Ryans June 13, 2018

Joey Osterberger

A hardcore hot Instagram model with a whole life of fun, hot, and awesome shit ahead of him.

Joey Osterberger gave her a hickey.
Do you see that guy on the beach? He must be a Joey Osterberger.

by Common Man 9 May 15, 2019

Land Oyster

A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter

Carrie smells like a land oyster

by Toad McSwampmister December 31, 2019

California Oysters

A fancier way of saying human testicles.

My sister kicked me in the california oysters.

by TitaniumTesticle June 13, 2021

pearling the oyster

When you put one or both testicals in her pussy while having intercourse.

I was pearling the oyster while hitting it from the back.

by Woodworks July 23, 2015

Poor man's oyster

A raw egg with salt and pepper, served in a glass.

My grandad would have a poor man's oyster with every meal.

by Galerion June 9, 2018

Oyster

The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth

Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.

by Kurt January 24, 2005