A large wad of coughed up phlegm or mucus too large and grotesque to swallow back down
Get your crackers and hot sauce ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *cough*
by Donny Dymond March 26, 2008
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A female who has a “tangy odor” from not washing her cooter
by Toad McSwampmister January 1, 2020
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