menopause

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

by bored15yrold May 28, 2012

Monopoly Money

Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.

Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.

British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc

by billberto March 21, 2005

monobrown

wen you take a turd across sumones forehead while thyre asleep in an act of revenge of just drunken fun

hu the fuk monobrowned me last nite!?!?

by kieran .m .cullen May 18, 2007

mono

A mono is just like an (alt or goth) and have similarities also differences, unlike alt or goths they only wear black and white in most of their outfits to resemble their thought of life. And they have a closed personality meaning they do not enjoy including themselves with others. A good example of a mono person is someone who dresses in black and white and acts plain or basic.

That mono boy has some nice shoes!

Is that mono boy depressed?

by Blugan May 1, 2021

Monopoly

See Bill Gates, Microsoft.

Hey, I just bought every stripper in the world. Woo hoo!

by Teh Bucky September 15, 2004

Monobrain

Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.

Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?

by Barry June 4, 2004

Molop

Molop is actually a word I created, because you cannot curse using the basic curse words in school such as "fuck, shit... etc." In short Molop can mean anything you want it to.

I just took a wicked molop!
I moloped all over that girls face!
Awww molop i did so bad on that test!
I am gonna molop you till you can't walk!
I would like two molops please.

by Casey Martin January 22, 2004