Lance Armstronged

Noun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination.

Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?"

A: "Cuz I just Lance Armstronged it six miles"

by bigman003 April 27, 2009

Saint Francis Lancers

the place for the richest, prettiest, smartest, and most attractive people in the bay area. If you drive through the parking lot you see mercedes, lexus, and even jaguars. The kids live in crazy houses and most of the Mom's are country club Mom's. The average girl is a size 2 and there is a reason kids come there by train, bus, and lots of times have to go on three freeways. They are the best school in WCAL and are WAY better than mitty, pres, shp, shc, serra, and of course the bells. Lancers are tough, smart, beautiful and athletic. There is a reason the other schools hate them, because Saint Francis wins in everything.

Those Saint Francis Lancers are the best kids around.

by beach lover May 27, 2009

lance briggs

Dopey Chicago Bear that the Bears put the franchise tag on, so he threatened to hold out the season on the advice of his agent, who took the fight to the press. He eventually signed a one year deal instead of the multi-year guaranteed money deal he wanted. Subsequently he crashed his Lamborgdini at 3 AM and fled the scene. It would have been ironic if he would had a career ending injury, because the Bears wouldn't have been on the hook for the multi year deal.

Lance Briggs almost pulled a Ben Rothslenberger.

by teabag September 25, 2007

Llanely

UGLY & FAT, but yet very sexy and handsome
a verry sloppy kisser but still attractive and can be a tad bit too hairy

Brianna:ayoo look at llanely!!!
Natalie:i know dude i want some of that ass (;

by Briannaaa(: November 22, 2010

lance

the type of person who gets pervy way too easily and gets boners easily

Yesterday, I saw an eighth grader running through the school's hallway with a boner, so he must be a lance.

by twofacedbear69 October 8, 2018

love lance

the schlong, a big big dong.

'holy shit godfrey, your chod is a right love lance, whack it up my flange immediately'

by sam April 5, 2004

Lancer Chick

Typical Mitsubishi Lancer driver: Very tiny, blonde female who wears huge sunglasses that never come off(even when giving head). Has a very high pitched voice which resembles that of a mouse. Also yaps on her cell phone non-stop to random people.

Mr. Moneybags: Is that Lancer Chick?
90's Ford Enthusiast: Hell yeah it is!
Mr. Moneybags: What is she like 4 foot tall?
Jay Leno: Ich würde Sex mit, dass wirklich gute aller Zeiten haben.

by Rick"Everyday I'm Hungry"Ross October 24, 2011