Lizard Whip

The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip

While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.

by Green eggs and baaaam December 13, 2012

Lizard Queen

Noun, singular.
That really hot girl you know who's always surrounded by ugly, ugly dudes.

Sandra spent the evening holding court amongst a large group of sweaty-faced, Axe-wearing, computer science majoring, aethetically challenged guys. They were drawn to her like moths to a flame. She was a true lizard queen.

by Lamehlia March 18, 2009

A Lot Lizard

Female who frequents truck stops to have sex with truckers for money.

A Lot Lizard Ho's riding trukers

by PBE29 November 24, 2013

Muddy Lizard

Wow, there are already this many definitions for this, directly after that video? Sorry internet but we need to get lives.

"Hey did you read the definition to muddy lizard?" - Friend.

"Yeah, I really starting to hope the world ends in 2012." - Me.

by huhhhhhhhhhhh09 July 19, 2012

Tender Lizard

Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard

1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!

by xYourDadx May 31, 2020

lizard volt

Another name for a vagina.

Aup duck giz a look at your Lizard Volt.

by 124lizard November 18, 2016

Lizard Lot

A girl that hangs around truck stops for the trucker to fuck.

PK said " We Have Been Driving All Day, Lets Go Find A Lizard Lot "

by Oo DTH oO October 15, 2008