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Ching ming ling let me get that dilk

An only Asian phrase that is used when you're in the mood for some good dick.
Michael: Hey Wong!
Wong: Ching ming ling let me get that dilk!
Michael: What the fuck is wrong with you Wong?
by Blumpkid42 February 23, 2017
mugGet the Ching ming ling let me get that dilkmug.

ching chong ling long ting tong

apparantly what asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.

made famous by a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
by heyybitch March 30, 2011
mugGet the ching chong ling long ting tongmug.
1. N: One who messes things up/fucks them up beyond all recognition, or who generally sucks, especially below the belt and on non-human mammals.
2.Adj: Descriptive of one who displays the traits of the nominative definition
"Jason is such a fucking swiglar!You can sure tell that he was raised by trailer trash!!"

"get outta my face, you reptile-swiggling pig!"
by swizzbo March 5, 2004
mugGet the swig(g)ler/swig(g)lar/swig(g)lingmug.
A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!
mugGet the ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rongmug.

Ling

a secret word that can be used in class
no one knows what ling is but basically it is dick in hindi
ALSO SHARE THIS WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND THAT WOULD RUIN THE JOKE BY SPREDING IT TO THE CLASS!
my ling hurts!
everyone laughs in confusion
by snodre January 10, 2022
mugGet the Lingmug.

Ding Fong Ling

Used to describe someone as a stereotypical Chinese man, usually depicted as a rice farmer. Use this whenever you are insulting ANYONE from Asia.
guy from asia: hallo!
Everyone : NO FRICKING WAY IS THAT DING FONG LING?
by ThatFellaSpear July 23, 2025
mugGet the Ding Fong Lingmug.

Ling tingz

The art of rolling laced marijuana joints using chopsticks
Him:What you doing, Her: im in Perth doing ling tingz aha i still haven't slept all night
by greatsouthernbntr May 31, 2018
mugGet the Ling tingzmug.

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