Paralyzed Kitten

In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.

"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.

by Nane Jamiwood January 20, 2009

Pear Kitten

A fat Aspie with pepperoni nipples. Frequents Gaia Online, recently featured in a leaked sex tape; lulzy.

"Yo, that fat chick from science got her titties all on my phone."
"Ugh, pear kitten'd."

by Yoman Jabari March 4, 2008

Kitten

A cute pet-name for a girl, who usually has an amazing personality, and is just the face of everything.

"You know my kitten right? If you don't you should be able to find her real easy."

by Minty Mouse December 13, 2012

Danger Kitten

A stuck up whore who needs to get a new view on the world.

Baron Samedi: Danger Kitten is mad because her boyfriend took her makeup and finger painting supplies

by Antz0r September 30, 2005

kitten killing

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

killin' a kitten

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

by pookie March 9, 2004

kitten

a girl/woman who is cute, sweet and always 'nice'
anyone found to be a bitch, slag, whore, rude, intrusive, bossy or in anyway negative in a non-constructive way may be stripped of this nick-name

"hey kitten, hows it going?"

by kain abel May 16, 2009