jerk ass

an insult used as a quick comeback
Terrell:kevins mom is so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon
kevin:shut up jerk ass
by Terrell February 24, 2005
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knee-jerk

A spontaneous, thoughless, predictable and stereotypical reaction to something, usually an opinion or a statement.
An entire culture of American neo-conservatives has seemed to build itself on a type of knee-jerk reaction to any kind of criticism of the Bush Administration or the loyal element of the Republican Party, even from fellow conservatives -- the kind of pseudo-patriotism discouraged by Theodore Roosevelt.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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jerk the gerk

at camp we had 12 guys and one porn mag, so many people jerked their gerks to that one mag!!!
by scenster September 25, 2004
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Sleep Jerking

Sleep jerking is an unfortunate chronic condition where a person will unconsciously pound one out.

This condition is derivation of 'sleep walking' and "talking in your sleep' but much more serious and in certain situations, very embarrassing.
Mark passed out after smoking too much weed at the party, whipped it out, and proceeded sleep jerking in front of everybody. It was only until people started to cheer him on when he woke up.
by Nate James October 15, 2008
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car jerking

The act of mastrubte while you are in the middled of a traffic jam.
This mornig the traffic was like hell Everyone was looking at me when i started my third car jerking!
by lemonvodk November 01, 2009
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knee-jerk

automatic, quick and without thought
Allergies are the immune system's knee-jerk defensive responses to unknown substances.
by Light joker January 14, 2007
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Jerk Circus

A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.
How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.
by Eaton Holgoode June 02, 2009
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